GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta chat about the real scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more then just watching. It's a whole scene. You got your typical match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! For example when that skater went soaring into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon.